Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."
Some time later, Quasimodo came out looking very confused and said, "Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
Oh, poor Camilla! At least she'll fit in with the rest of the family!
Posted by: Amber | March 11, 2005 at 11:26
back when joan rivers was funny, she used to do a bit about the british royal family, and why people named their dogs things like "queenie", "prince", and "duke". it was funny stuff in the 60's, and still holds true except for the latest generation of boys. my daughter tells me william is a hottie. i'll have to take her word for it.
Posted by: bothenook | March 11, 2005 at 14:16
I hear that Henry cuts quite a figure in a Nazi uniform.
Posted by: Allan | March 11, 2005 at 14:33
Uh...that was Harry, warn't it?
But William is a hottie, in a ruddy-cheeked, boyish kind of way.
Posted by: Alison | March 11, 2005 at 15:42
Henry. Harry. Whatever. ;)
Posted by: Allan | March 11, 2005 at 16:29
ok, budzo, you started it. here are a couple i stole off of the subboard.
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell, which by
mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around
nervously but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but got no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder--still no
answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and
yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?!"
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away...
"We're down here."
and
A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"
Mama answered, "Not yet."
Posted by: bothenook | March 11, 2005 at 16:48
LMAO!
Posted by: Sue | March 11, 2005 at 18:07