Bill: Look at all those people talking about you.
Scarlett: Yeah. I didn't believe my agent when he said issuing a press release about me recording an album of Tom Waits covers would generate a lot of buzz.
Bill: Always trust your agent. He knows of what he speaks.
Scarlett: Yeah. I'll never doubt him again.
Bill: Yeah.
Scarlett: But I guess now I will have to record the album.
Bill: Yeah. I think that would be wise.
Scarlett: Bill?
Bill: Yeah?
Scarlett: Who's Tom Waits?


That was perfect.
Posted by: Joolie | October 17, 2006 at 12:34
and in related news...
Posted by: platypotamus | October 17, 2006 at 13:09
Bill looks just like my dad. Seriously.
Posted by: Mist 1 | October 17, 2006 at 13:38
Heh. You know, I could see Bill doing that album before I can imagine Scarlett doing it.
Posted by: Chris | October 17, 2006 at 13:40
I laughed the second time too!
Posted by: edieraye | October 17, 2006 at 14:58
Oh look! You added a second step. That explains why none of my recent comments posted. I hit what I thought was the submit button (but I now see has been renamed Preview) and moved on to the next blog on my list without noticing the last step. See Ali's most recent post - LOL!
Posted by: edieraye | October 17, 2006 at 15:00
Isn't she the one who isn't promiscuous, but gets tested for STDs once a month or something? She certainly leads a more exciting life than I!
Posted by: Margaret | October 17, 2006 at 23:35
Ha!!! That's funny.
Now tell us who Tom Waits is. :-)
Posted by: Catheroo | October 18, 2006 at 00:31
Well played
Posted by: The CEO | October 18, 2006 at 18:25
Nah, she is gorgeous but I jast can't see her looking for the heart of Saturday night, can you. Mind you, if she does the video in her underwear I can always turn the volume down.
Posted by: doobyus | October 23, 2006 at 11:25