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Reproductive Organs

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I hereby declare this Reproductive Organ Friday.

Post 'em if you got 'em.

Having a Beer With Spiderwoman

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Taken yesterday afternoon at Pazzo's Pub. That's our friend Rebecca.

The Christmas Card

I almost forgot.

	Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant Massacree
	Found at skreemr.com

Happy Thankgiving from our family to yours.

"I like Rickrolling!"

Millions of viewers were Rickrolled today by Macys.

Happy Thanksgiving!

This is the entire "Turkeys Away!" episode of WKRP in Cincinnati. It is a must see this time of year. In the past I have only posted a short clip, but came across this a few days ago.

Unfortunately, readers from outside North America won't be able to view this. If you are not in North America, head on over to my brother's place, where you can view a clip with the best parts of the show.

This is all kinds of awesome!

I have only one thing to say...

...after our visit to the Palace of Versailles.

SPAMasterpiece Theater

In light of the current economic crisis

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Let's try laughing.

In which I try to make Mr. Jones famous.

moar funny pictures

If you love Fuckhead Jones as much as we do, please vote for him at ICHC.

I don't think I have ever published a blog post on February 29.

Until Now.

Happy Leap Day every one.

Well, damn.

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Imagine

Yes, it was an amazing weekend.

Thanks to Michele and Mike for creating this reminder of the fun we all had at the Lexington Radio Paradise meetup.

Teach Your Children Well

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Oh, the irony.

I Can Has Nipple?

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This is one of four kittens that a stray cat gave birth to in Ali's brother's garage. We got to meet them last weekend.

They are only about 3 weeks old and are cute enough to eat.

When I looked at this photo (one of many taken of them over the weekend), I thought immediately of the LOLCATS. The kitten was eyeing its sibling's tail like it wanted to take it in its mouth.

Thus, the title.

A Tribute to Heywood Banks

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Pittsburgh is a Drinking City with a Football Problem*

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Piper's Pub, East Carson Street, Pittsburgh, PA.


*Seen on a t-shirt in the Strip District of Pittsburgh.

Puff the Magic Dragon

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Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.

Alison and I ate lunch at P.F. Chang's today. You can hear her review of it here. The food was good, but for some reason all I could think about was this 'show'.

Inside the Actors Biodome

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Don't mind the title. I was about half hungover from the time change, and feeling pretty silly as I edited photos last night.

This is a crop from this image.

Feed Me, Seymour!

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Water Drop Surfing Toward The Horizon

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I am having so much fun with my photography lately.

A Question Of Balance

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I almost titled this "I am not a number, I am a free man. "

;)

Reference

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Here I am doing some research for the dinner party we are hosting for a couple of friends tonight.

We spent yesterday afternoon shopping for it, visiting our local liquor emporium and gourmet food shop, the Liquor Barn. Yes, it is actually called that, and yes, it's huge.

We stocked up on wine and beer, some munchies for before dinner, and deli meats to cook on our raclette grill.

After dinner we are going to watch the Grammy Awards on television. The Police are opening the show!

Today's Holiday Meditation

Courtesy of David Sedaris.

             

Happy Thanksgiving

The Kentuckian

A guy from Kentucky dies and goes to Hell. He had been a horrible man all his life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer.

To make it even worse, he cranks up the temperature and humidity.

After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Kentuckian is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him and says "I don't understand this! I've turned the heat way up, it's humid and you're crushing rocks. Why are you so happy?"

The Kentuckian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Lexington. Hot, humid and a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Kentuckian's remarks. He then decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential winds. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess.

Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing in his eyes, the Kentuckian is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be so happy in such awful conditions.

The Kentuckian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It's just like April in Kentucky. It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

Now the devil is completely baffled. He is more determined than ever to make the Kentuckian suffer. He then makes the temperature plummet.

Suddenly, Hell is blanketed in feet of snow and ice.

Confident that this will finally make the Kentuckian unhappy, he checks in on him again. He is again aghast at what he sees! The guy is dancing,singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in utter glee.

"How can you be so happy? Don't you know it's 40 below zero?" screams the devil. Jumping up and down the Kentuckian throws a snowball at the devil and yells "Hell is frozen over!! This means the Wildcats are going to a Bowl game!!"

Imagined Conversation

Bill: Look at all those people talking about you.

Scarlett: Yeah. I didn't believe my agent when he said issuing a press release about me recording an album of Tom Waits covers would generate a lot of buzz.

Bill: Always trust your agent. He knows of what he speaks.

Scarlett: Yeah. I'll never doubt him again.

Bill: Yeah.

Scarlett: But I guess now I will have to record the album.

Bill: Yeah. I think that would be wise.

Scarlett: Bill?

Bill: Yeah?

Scarlett: Who's Tom Waits?